Archive for February, 2009



Dash For the Dome

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

By Matthew Malburg

This past Saturday, I ran in my first competitive race. The 5K (3.1 mile) run around South Park Lake started at 10 a.m., and the day quickly became the most grueling, awful and yet exhilarating day in years. Just completing the race was an accomplishment for myself.

This all started one year earlier as I sat on the sidelines watching my sister and niece run this same race. I witnessed their accomplishment and decided that I wanted to be more like my sister. I told her that I would lose some weight and get myself in enough shape to run the race with her in 2009.

For those who have never run in a race before, let me tell you briefly what it was like for a first timer. We checked in about an hour before hand, and started the pre-race stuff (getting our runner numbers, stretching, etc). We gathered near the starting line a few minutes before 10. It was cold. We all got bunched up at the starting line for the start, and then we were off. A large patch of ice covering the road from side to side, and about 10 feet long covered the road about 50 yards after we started, so all the runners veered onto the grass almost immediately after we started. I nearly fell, but once we were back on the road, the crowd thinned. I could see the runners breaking away, and the rest of the crowd started setting their own pace.

I held my pace as long as I could, and walked when necessary. In the end, I know that I was running more than half, but not quite three quarters of the time. The last half mile felt like running in water. My legs were tired, my shins hurt, and my brain kept saying things like “Why in the hell am I doing this again?”

I was fortunate to have my sister and niece (pictured to my left) and TMG’s own Jim Lynch (standing on my right) running in the race, and encouraging me throughout the final leg. In fact, the last 100 yards or so had all three of them practically yelling at/for me to cross the finish line as best as I could. And I’m proud to say that somehow I was able to summon some
strength to cross that finish line at a full-out run.

That is when the questions that were running in my head were answered. The feeling inside when I crossed that line are difficult to explain. Exhilaration is about as close as I can come.

The post race party was in the Botanical Gardens, where our photo was taken. There are some photos of us actually running, but I like this one because the others do not have the huge smiles that you see here.


Keith Crippen, R.I.P.

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Everyone is a light. But there are very few lights like Keith Crippen.

When Keith passed away yesterday, the world became a much dimmer place. His mere presence was hopeful, electrifying and downright restorative – the man’s laugh alone could defrost your windshield.

It goes without saying that Keith’s legacy will be invaluable. He was a brilliant creative mind, a kaleidoscope of style and sophistication, a beacon of individuality in a monotonous world. The people he’s loved, taught and inspired will make the world a better place.

People were drawn to Keith’s dazzling light. And in the wake of his passing, it’s as if the Aurora Borealis has left the heavens, never to amaze us again.


James Neiler: Ornithological Mother Teresa

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

By Joe Sweeney and Jillian Kule

He’s young. He’s strapping. He’s an animal lover, and smells like one too. TMGer James Neiler is going down in the history books as the man who saved a poor, stupid bird that decided to try its wing at advertising.

Last week, an adventurous bird made its way into the office, and was bashing its head against the window like an art director that won’t let an idea just die.

Ever so gently, Mr. Neiler managed to trap the bird in a garbage can and release him back into the wild. It made Captain Chesley Sullenberger look about as heroic as Brent Musberger.

However, James spent a half-hour saving a bird when he should have been working. “I guess you can call me Dr. Do Little,” he said.

Well, he didn’t really say that. He’s not that clever.


Deep Thought for the Day

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

By Jillian Kule

It’s days like today where I’m thankful I’m not a dog. Sure, if I were my dog, I’d be lounging around the house, sleeping on my “parents’” pillows and chasing my kitty sisters, but I would have to go outside to go to the bathroom. Tiptoeing through the snow in order to get high enough to attempt a squat is hard enough. Add in the fact that it’s -6 – no thanks.


Super Bowl ads super sucked.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

By Jillian Kule

It’s a good thing the game was exciting yesterday because I think the ads fell flat. The good news is that I can name almost all the primetime shows that air on NBC. My guess is they couldn’t sell the spots, so they filled them themselves.

I think my main problem was many ads seemed to have potential. The baby that shook the doctor’s hand to congratulate him on a well-done delivery turned out to be a loser who was scared of buying a car. The LMAO Center where people were losing their buns seemed good, until it was – you guessed it – an NBC promo. The E*Trade baby, or in this case babies? Eh. It’s been done. MacGruber? Haven’t I seen that on Saturday Night Live (including almost the exact same one the night before, including a Pepsi can) a million times? And don’t get me started on H&R Block’s less than stellar “Death and Taxes” ad and the subsequent emails they have been sending me to vote for their ad as the best. I don’t think so.

I guess there were a couple good ones, such as Bud Light’s “Swedish,” Doritos’ “Crystal Ball” and the one-second Miller “High Life” ad. I’d like the CareerBuilder.com ad if they didn’t punch small animals. OK, you’re right. It was funny.

Unfortunately, my local grocer ran out of 3D glasses, so I did not get to catch the movie preview or the SoBe commercial that aired with the special effects, which I think is a brilliant marketing tactic. However, it seems I didn’t miss much.

Better luck next year, advertisers. Maybe you can enlist my cat, Gracie Jo, to do your ads.